WEATHERWAX
POSTULATE:
The degree to which you overreact to
information will be in inverse
proportion to its accuracy.
SCHOPENHAUER'S
LAW OF ENTROPY:
If you put a spoonful of wine in a
barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.
If you put a spoonful of sewage in a
barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
ZAPPA'S LAW:
There are two things on earth that are
universal: hydrogen and stupidity.
DRAZEN'S LAW
OF RESTITUTION:
The time it takes to rectify a situation
is inversely proportional to the time it
took to do the damage.
Example: It takes longer to glue a
vase together than to break one.