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When Travelling in Iraq
As we come closer to closing some of these international projects, I thought
these key phrases passed on by senior management at Allied-Signal would become
useful next year.
Useful Phrases to know when Traveling in Muslim Countries
AKBAR KHALILI HAFTAR KOREAN.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAV AT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my
arms above my head and my loga apart.
SHOMAEH FEEKR TAMOME OH GOFTEH BANDE.
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST.
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow travel in the trunk of your car.
FASAL-ER TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANOGAFTAM
CHESSHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHV AREHMAN
It you will do me the kindness of not having my genital appendages I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYE AMRIKAYI.
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as
reporters
BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!
Whatever you say!
MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GHORBAN.
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellancy.
TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELLEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST
INO BEGERAM.
The water soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.
These are exact translations, so be selective where you use them!
Have a great 1991, see you at boot camp.
Mitchell
27-Dec-90