One nice thing about
egotists:
They don't talk about other
people.
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When i'm not in my right mind,
my left mind gets pretty crowded
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There are three types of people: those who can
count and those who can't.
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Office Speak :
The project team has been working diligently on the
release and has made significant progress.
Translation:
The project is behind schedule
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning
and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of
the day.
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How come you never hear about
GRUNTLED employees?
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Definition of Windows 95:
Windows 95: <win-doz-nonte-fiv> n.
"32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16
bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally
coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit
company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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Applying computer technology
is simply finding the right
wrench to pound in
the correct screw.
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If all the world's a stage,
where is the audience sitting?