When you begin to take life too seriously, remember this .
few days after Christmas a mother was working in the kitchen,
listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living
room. She heard the train stop and her son said all of you sons ot
bitches who want or get the hell off now cause this is the last
stop! And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your use
in the train cause we're leaving."
The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two
hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."
Two hours later, son comes out of the bedroom and resume playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the rother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding witH
us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon."
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your
hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking in the
club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey wit
us today."
"For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen!